Sisters Before Misters

Life without my best friends would be so dull!

I have 2 of the coolest, funniest best friends in the world. No seriously. They are without a doubt the  funniest 2 people in the universe.

They have gotten me through so much and taught me to just laugh at life cause letting it get you down is just a waste of an evening.

When you get the 3 of us together for an evening, you never know what will happen. You could even end up convincing a waiter to
lick your lemon for you or do push ups.  Or, you could meet a strange, young guy in an alley, have him motorboat your cleavage and then invite you his hotel for pizza. Kinda like Chandler and Ross partying with that guy that took them to Canada on a boat, you never know where the evening will take you but I always know where it will end, as friends we always look out for each other and don't let each other make dumb mistakes. (e.g. going back to aforementioned hotel room)


We have a Sisters before Misters code that maybe typical but to join our tight knit group, you have to be aware of a few things...

1. If you dish it, you better be able to take it. If you are a namby-pamby baby-face, you better just stay outta the proverbial pool. Don't start something you can't finish. This goes for new boyfriends too.
2. You better know all your movie references or you will probably never live it down. (see rule 1)
3. Don't ditch your friends for any guy. If you wanna hang with the new squeeze, don't say you will come out and then change your mind.
4. Don't bother lying. Ever. You will be caught and then.... See rule one.
5. If you don't want the truth, then don't ask the freakin' question.
6. You have an obligation to mention the ugliness/ frumpyness/ big-butt-makingness of any piece of clothing.
7. Hugs are not needed (or wanted) unless tears are present, or you are a baby. Be prepared for boob grabs and butt gropes though.
8. If you don't appreciate silverware sculptures, you better not leave your dessert unattended.
9. Your friends will always have your back, no matter if they agree with you or not. Don't expect them to keep their mouth shut about their opinion afterwards though.
10. Chocolate fixes pretty much anything, or cheesecake.

Do you have a code with your besties?