Hello! *grins*
Mommy took me to this strange place today! When we got there I was sleeping in my car seat (playing with your hands takes a lot out of you ya know!) I didn't wake up until Mommy took me out of my seat and started undressing me, IN FRONT OF STRANGERS!!! There was a little boy being undressed to, right next to me! How embarrassing! It was not very polite!
Then she put me on this wiggly thing that didn't feel very stable AT ALL! This strange lady told Mommy I weighed 15 lbs 6 oz. I was a bit disappointed! I thought I would have been at least 16 lbs. I am gonna have to amp up my eating plan if I am EVER gonna catch up to all my big brothers!
After she put my clothes back on, we went into another room. There were cool things hanging from the ceiling, I liked them, they spun and danced. Another lady started talking to mommy and me, she was asking lots of questions so I started telling her all about myself. I was just telling her about my thumbs when mommy started hugging me really tight! I didn't really think it was nice of her to interrupt me like that! I like it when Mommy hugs me though so I snuggled her back and can you believe what that lady did?!?!? She JABBED me! I mean, come on! Who goes around sticking things into babies? It hurt so bad that I yelled at her! So do you know that lady did?? She jabbed me 2 more times!?! In my 3 months, I would have never thought there was such nasty people out there! And then she went on talking to me and saying I would be fine and trying to get me to smile for her! FINE? FINE?? NOT A CHANCE lady! You blew it with your jabby jabby hands! At least Mommy seemed like she knew the pain I was in. She cuddled me lots and I finally calmed down enough to have some booby juice. I don't think we will EVER go visit those horrible ladies again!
I don't feel very good tonight, that was quite the ordeal today! I am going to just snuggle my mommy in my sling and have a sleep! Good night!
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